A very warm welcome to my soapbox of nonsense for you to scroll through, day or night.

 

It’s also a shiny shop window through which to browse my books, and discover the stellar actors lining up to be cast in the films … 

 

…okay, some of them might have restraining orders on me now,

but if only they’d read the scripts

I slide into their satchels when they’re in the gym …

 

And maybe you’ve got something to share that you’d like me to spout about?

You do?  Well, bung me your email and I’ll get to it.